{"uri":"kinky.business","title":"Kinky Business","short_description":"kinky.business was a Mastodon instance for the kink community. It is shutting down February 28, 2025.\r\n","description":"kinky.business is a Mastodon instance for the \u003ca href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kink_(sexual)\"\u003ekink\u003c/a\u003e community.\u003c/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003eAll you naughty people are in the right place.\u003c/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eStep one:\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"/about/more\"\u003eRead the rules.\u003c/a\u003e \u003cem\u003eStep two:\u003c/em\u003e sign up and let's go :)\u003c/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003ch2\u003eDonate\u003c/h2\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eIf you want to help keep this little kinky community up and running, please \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz\"\u003econsider becoming a patron here\u003c/a\u003e! 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Resident executive perv. 30-something Dom. 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Zero tolerance for underage or otherwise illegal content."},{"id":"2","text":"Keep everything here consensual. No exceptions."},{"id":"3","text":"Do not flood the server with posts. No more than a small number of pictures in rapid succession. Violating it will get you silenced or suspended."},{"id":"4","text":"If you're posting a picture that's not yours, attribute it correctly. We like original content (text, pics, etc.) 100 times more than random porn off the Internet."},{"id":"5","text":"Use sensitive media flag *and* content warning (CW) for NSFW media. No full-on nudity in avatars."},{"id":"6","text":"Respect each other, absolutely no hate speech"},{"id":"7","text":"You're here to *be* here - the main purpose of an account on this instance should be to contribute to the community, not advertising a business or directing traffic elsewhere. Any advertisements should be unlisted or follower only."}]}