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Previously a disembodied voice on WPRB.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have an itchy blocking finger \u0026amp; not afraid to use it. \u2029I run this instance.\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://spaceballs.masto.host/@thisismariat","uri":"https://spaceballs.masto.host/users/thisismariat","avatar":"https://cdn.masto.host/spaceballsmastohost/accounts/avatars/109/287/012/891/474/311/original/1d3854cb3fd3b63c.png","avatar_static":"https://cdn.masto.host/spaceballsmastohost/accounts/avatars/109/287/012/891/474/311/original/1d3854cb3fd3b63c.png","header":"https://cdn.masto.host/spaceballsmastohost/accounts/headers/109/287/012/891/474/311/original/c254511be5238536.jpg","header_static":"https://cdn.masto.host/spaceballsmastohost/accounts/headers/109/287/012/891/474/311/original/c254511be5238536.jpg","followers_count":147,"following_count":183,"statuses_count":509,"last_status_at":"2024-05-31","hide_collections":true,"noindex":true,"emojis":[],"roles":[{"id":"3","name":"Owner","color":""}],"fields":[{"name":"You May Call Me","value":"Maria T","verified_at":null},{"name":"Pronouns","value":"She/Her/Hers","verified_at":null},{"name":"Leave A Tip","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://www.buymeacoffee.com/thisismariat\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://www.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ebuymeacoffee.com/thisismariat\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Website","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://www.herjazz.org\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://www.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eherjazz.org\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":"2023-04-03T16:54:56.285+00:00"}]},"rules":[{"id":"16","text":"No Nazis, Racists, TERFs, Abelism, or Creeps of Any Kind.\r\n\r\nLet's be honest, you shouldn't be welcome ANYWHERE. That's what got us into *waves around*.","hint":""},{"id":"17","text":"Respect people's boundaries and privacy. \r\n\r\nNo means no. Someone blocked you? Let them be. Is their post not public? Don't scrape it.","hint":""},{"id":"18","text":"Be nice, welcoming, and empathetic.\r\n\r\nOther social platforms are intentionally designed to stoke divisiveness, rage, and dischord. The only Dischord you should be paying attention to is the one with Fugazi on it, anyway.","hint":""},{"id":"19","text":"Having a sense of humor doesn't hurt. \r\n\r\nHumor is all around. It's OK to be funny—as long as you're punching up, not down. If you don't know the difference, you shouldn't be on this instance.","hint":""},{"id":"20","text":"No Crypto, Memestocks, DeFi, NFT, or Web3 Chatter.\r\n\r\nThe communities around these topics frequently slide into conspiracy and fascist horseshit, not to mention just being outright scams.","hint":""}]}