{"uri":"mastodon.desmu.fr","title":"mastodon.desmu.fr","short_description":"Instance privée de @desmu@mastodon.desmu.fr","description":"Ma propre instance pour héberger mon propre compte pour satisfaire ma propre mégalomanie. 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moi","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://www.desmu.fr\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://www.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003edesmu.fr\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":"2021-04-21T20:48:01.017+00:00"},{"name":"Bandcamp","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://desmu.bandcamp.com/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003edesmu.bandcamp.com/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":"2024-12-12T14:13:15.842+00:00"},{"name":"Itch","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://desmucs.itch.io/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003edesmucs.itch.io/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":"2024-12-12T14:13:16.470+00:00"},{"name":"GitLab","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://gitlab.com/Desmu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003egitlab.com/Desmu\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null}]},"rules":[{"id":"4","text":"Je suis tout seul sur ce serveur mais globalement je suis assez d'accord avec les autres règles qu'il y a d'habitude ailleurs. Vous pouvez me reprendre si je dis un truc horrible sans en avoir conscience.","hint":""}]}